Florida Traveler Gets Creative When Trying to Get a Gun on a Plane

With the holiday season in full swing, sometimes people need to get creative when it comes to transporting certain items across the country. Well, this traveler took things to another level.

A traveler was caught by Florida TSA at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport where officers found a gun wrapped in what looked like thin paper packaging and hidden inside a raw chicken.

TSA took to Instagram to share the photo and even took the time to share a wisecrack. "There's a personal fowl here..."

 

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"The plot chickens as we barrel our way closer to Thanksgiving," a TSA spokesperson wrote. "For us, it's a time to be thankful that our officers are always working around the cluck to keep you safe. Take for instance this 'hen you believe it?' find at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport."

"We hate to beak it to you here, but stuffing a firearm in your holiday bird for travel is just a baste of time. This idea wasn't even half-baked; it was raw, greasy, and obviously unsupervised. The only roast happening here is this poor packing choice!" the caption continued, adding, "Feather you like it or not, there are rules for traveling with guns and ammunition."

In case you were wondering, food can be transported on the plane as a carry-on, including fresh meat and seafood. Concealing guns and ammunition in the fresh meat and seafood, however, is not permitted.

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