Watch: Amid Lesbian Rumors, Hillary Assures America She Likes Men

Amid apparent rumors that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is a lesbian, she assured America on SiriusXM that she likes men. The thought of that walking pantsuit in any kind of sexual relationship is beyond disgusting to me, but whatever.

The failed presidential candidate told Howard Stern that she’s never had a thing for women, and spoke about how she came to meet her husband, former President Bill Clinton.

“He was a good guy … he was so handsome, really handsome, he looked like a Greek god … he was very attractive,” she said, “Well, contrary to what you might hear, I actually like men.”

Stern jokingly responded, “Raise your right hand, you’ve never had a lesbian affair.”

“Never, never, never!” Clinton laughed and said, “Never even been tempted.”

My question is why would we hear that Hillary likes women? Who came up with that rumor? Was it Clinton herself? It would make sense. She is desperate for attention, and she always has been. What better way to get attention than to start a rumor about yourself?

Clinton attended Wellesley College, a private women’s liberal arts college, before attending law school at Yale.

Clinton said she dated boys in high school and was “pretty popular” in college and did not have problems getting dates.

Pretty popular? Yeah, just like she landed under sniper fire in Bosnia, huh?

“I dated a lot of different people, and I liked a lot of them,” Clinton bragged, “I was pretty popular. I was ok popular … boys were not my problem.”

Hillary Clinton recalled Bill Clinton convincing a janitor to allow them to sneak into an art museum and talking with him long hours into the night. She also recalled Bill Clinton bringing her chicken soup and orange juice when she came down with a cold.

How sweet. Too bad it didn’t stop him from cheating on her with his secretary when he became president.