Remember when former President Donald Trump's son did lots of drugs, had a baby with his brother's widow, and wallowed in prostitutes and corruption? Oh wait....that would President Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden.
While having a post-sex talk with a prostitute, Biden revealed that Russian drug dealers stole his laptop during one of his benders in Vegas when he almost drowned in a hot tub. This is not to be confused with the laptop that was abandoned at a computer repair shop in Delaware.
The Daily Mail reports:
The alleged incident would mean Hunter lost a total of three computers – the first abandoned at a Delaware computer store and the second seized by federal agents – each likely to hold sensitive information on President Joe Biden and the embarrassing pictures, videos and communications of his son.
The third laptop still appears to be missing – and was taken by Russian drug dealers after they partied with Hunter in Vegas, he told a prostitute in a conversation caught on camera.
After filming himself having sex with the woman using his laptop in January 2019, Hunter left the camera rolling as he recounted a Vegas bender in which he spent ’18 days going round from penthouse suite to penthouse suite,’ sometimes costing $10,000 a night.
WATCH (NSFW):
“I spent f***ing crazy amounts of money,” Hunter recalls. “I was with these guys. The one guy was, not like you anyway… each night he’d be like ‘there’s going to be so many people here, crazy f***ing party’ and each night it’s nobody.”
“I went out to the hot tub by myself, which hangs over the edge of the f***ing top floor, with glass, it’s ridiculous,” he continues, “And so I’m sitting there and that’s the last I remember. And I don’t ever pass out, ever.”
“I wake up and the only people that are there are Miguel, the guy frantically running round gathering things up, ok – and Miguel, and Pierce, this guy, his friend,” Biden tells the prostitute. “They had kicked everybody out. And they had cleaned up the entire place, everything ok? And they were getting ready to leave, and I woke up. And there was this Russian 35-year-old, really nice, pure brunette. She refused to leave and they wouldn’t call an ambulance. And they didn’t know whether I was dead or not, at first.”
Then he realized that his computer is missing.
“I think he’s the one that stole my computer. I think the three of them, the three guys that were like a little group. The dealer and his two guys, I took them everywhere. F***ing everywhere, crazy out of your mind sh**,” he continued. “They have videos of me doing crazy f***ing sex f***ing, you know.”
“My computer, I had taken tons of like, just left like that cam on. And he would always put in a passcode and all that, you know what I mean? It was f***ing crazy sh**.,” Biden added. “And somebody stole it during that period of time. He did all this kind of like pretend search and sh**.”
Later in the footage, the hooker asks the president's son if he is worried about videos on the laptop that could be used to "blackmail" him.
“Yeah in some way yeah,” Hunter replied. “My dad [inaudible] running for president. He is. I talk about it all the time.”
“If they do, he also knows I make like a gazillion dollars,” he added.
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