Talk show host Kelly Ripa told a wild story about falling asleep while having sex with her husband, actor Mark Consuelos, and waking up in an emergency room dressed like a “dime store prostitute.”
The 51-year-old TV host was sharing this for her upcoming fourth memoir titled, “Live Wire: Long-Winded Short Stories,” due out September 27, according to an excerpt recently obtained by Haute Living.
The chapter featuring the story is called “Don’t Let Your Husband Pick Your Death Clothes." Her reason for passing out was two ovarian cysts.
“My eyes shift between the fuzzy images on the screen, the remnants of my ovarian tormentor, and Mark happily snacking away,” Ripa recalls about waking up in the hospital. “Sex can be so traumatic I think, and yet one of us is completely undaunted.”
“There he is, happily munching on the saltines now and ordering a second apple juice,” she continued. “Mark could be at a movie, or a spa. Instead, I’m flat on my back wondering when the other two cysts will burst.”
“Also, here is my husband, who is, dare I say, stylish, well-dressed at all times, and yet he dressed me like a dime store prostitute in my time of need,” Ripa said. “It’s still baffling to me to this day that this is the best costume for the day that he could find for me, to the point where, when I was on the stretcher, I thought I was dreaming; I was having a nightmare. I didn’t realize I had come to.”'
— New York Post (@nypost) September 9, 2022
What an insane story. She's really trying to cook up some drama for her fourth memoir it seems.
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