Florida Man Arrested for DUI Defends Himself: 'I Only Drank at Stop Signs' Keely Sharp August 30, 2019 A man arrested in Vero Beach, Florida had quite the defensive argument after he was arrested for driving under the influence. Earle Stevens, 69 at the time of the arrest, told the officers that he was not dr...
Trump Cancels Trip as Hurricane Barrels Towards FL: 'It's Important to be Here' Keely Sharp August 29, 2019 President Donald Trump shows once again that he has the best intentions for the American people. As Hurricane Dorian barrels towards Florida, Trump cancelled his trip to Poland, and is sending Vice President Mi...
FBI Reportedly Examining Two Broken Cameras Outside Epstein’s Jail Cell Keely Sharp August 29, 2019 How convenient! TWO surveillance cameras outside of Jeffrey Epstein's jail cell were allegedly broken. Rueters reports that the FBI is now investigating the cameras, following the death of the convicted billion...
Reiner the Whiner: 'All Trump Supporters are Racist' Keely Sharp August 28, 2019 Rob Reiner is back at it again with the whining and crying about President Trump! Now the filmmaker and left-wing activist is preaching that all Trump supporters are racist. I wonder if he if he forgot that ...
Former CIA Director Bashes Trump: 'Incompetent and Delusional' Keely Sharp August 27, 2019 Well this is a case of being butthurt if I ever saw one! Former CIA Director John Brennan has his knickers in a twist, and is back to bashing the president. On Monday he told MSNBC host Chris Hayes that he b...
Joe Walsh Announces Presidential Run: 'Trump Doesn't Give a D*mn About America' Keely Sharp August 27, 2019 "He’s nuts, he’s erratic, he’s cruel, he stokes bigotry, incompetent, doesn’t know what he’s doing, he’s a narcissist. The only thing he cares about is Trump. He doesn’t give a damn about America.." Sunday, po...
Looney Judge Orders State to Pay for Pedophile's Sex Change, Governor Refuses Keely Sharp August 26, 2019 A sex offender in Idaho was sentenced to ten years in prison after he sexually abused a 15-year-old boy. Now he is demanding a sex change and sued the state, claiming their refusal to pay for the surgery is “cr...
Irish High Court Judge Rules: 'Unborn Babies are Clearly Human, Have Rights' Keely Sharp August 26, 2019 According to Irish High Court Justice Richard Humphries, unborn children are clearly human, and have all the same rights as children who have been born, under the Irish constitution. Wow! Now if only we coul...
Woke or Wack? Booker Creates New LGBT Term: 'Nie-Phew' Keely Sharp August 26, 2019 Yikes. Democratic presidential candidate Cory Booker has created a new LGBT term and it's as cringe-y as you could imagine. Booker, infamously known as Spartacus, is trying his best to be "woke" and relate t...
Cheerleader Faces Murder Charges: 'Smashed Her Newborn's Skull, Set on Fire, Buried in Garden' After Prom Keely Sharp August 26, 2019 In 2017, Brooke Skylar Richardson was accused of murdering her newborn daughter just a few days after her high school prom. She was 18-years-old at the time. The reports show that the cheerleader smashed in...
