President Ye? West Says He's Running in 2024 Keely Compson February 16, 2020 Kanye West for president? Yeezy said that he is running for the highest office of the land in 2024! On Thursday, Ye appeared at the Fast Company Innovation Festival in New York City. It was there that he re-sp...
Clinton Claims She's Facing 'Pressure' to Join 2020 Race: 'I want to Retire Trump' Keely Compson January 18, 2020 Hillary Clinton is crying, or should I say lying, that she is facing pressure to join the 2020 presidential race. My question is, who is pressuring her? The voices inside her head? Because I don't know a single...
Michael Moore Predicts Trump 2020 Victory: ‘I Believe He will Win’ Keely Compson December 27, 2019 Filmmaker and liberal activist Michael Moore must have a bitter taste in his mouth after admitting that he believes Donald Trump will win the 2020 election. While speaking with Democracy Now! Moore said that...
Megan Rapinoe Endorses Fauxcahontas for President: 'She's Bold and Real' Keely Compson December 13, 2019 There are many words I could use to describe Senator Elizabeth Warren. However, "bold" and "real" are not anywhere in the lineup. Popular women's U.S. soccer player Megan Rapinoe has had her fair share...
Warren Pledges to Wear Pro-Abortion Scarf When She's Sworn in Keely Compson December 6, 2019 Senator Elizabeth Warren, more fondly known as Fauxcahontas, not only believes she will become president, but she has also vowed to wear a pink Planned Parenthood scarf when it happens. Fortunately for Ameri...
Kamala Finally Comes to Her Senses, Quits Presidential Race Keely Compson December 3, 2019 And I OOP- Senator Kamala Harris has come to her senses and threw in the towel on her presidential bid for the 2020 election on Tuesday as her poll numbers plummeted. I guess she's learned that extra favors d...
President Biten? Joe Nibbles on Wife's Hand During Campaign Event Keely Compson December 2, 2019 In a cringeworthy moment, former vice president and 2020 presidential candidate Joe Biden chomped on his wife's hand during a campaign event in Iowa on Saturday. I found myself feeling a melancholy mix of disgu...
First African American Billionaire: 'No Current Dem Candidate can Beat Trump' Keely Compson November 29, 2019 Robert Johnson is America's first black billionaire and also a lifelong Democrat. However, despite his political affiliation, he did not achieve that by being an idiot. The BET founder too CNBC that no curre...
Clinton: ‘I Constantly Think About What Kind Of President I'd Have Been’ Keely Compson November 19, 2019 Failed 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton should be rotting in a prison cell. However, she is still running rampant and trying her best to remain relevant. It's sad, really. Now the former U.S. secr...
Jill Biden to Trump: 'Back Off, My Husband's Going to Beat You' Keely Compson November 18, 2019 Presidential candidate Joe Biden's pitbull wife is more like a yipping chihuahua! Jill Biden warned President Trump that he needed to 'back off' because 'her husband is going to beat him.' The former vice pres...
